If it’s not available in your country, here it is!

Love ittttttt.

❝ While I was in the boat, I captured a very beautiful Carib woman, whom the said Lord Admiral gave to me. When I had taken her to my cabin she was naked—as was their custom. I was filled with a desire to take my pleasure with her and attempted to satisfy my desire. She was unwilling, and so treated me with her nails that I wished I had never begun. But—to cut a long story short—I then took a piece of rope and whipped her soundly, and she let forth such incredible screams that you would not have believed your ears. Eventually we came to such terms, I assure you, that you would have thought that she had been brought up in a school for whores. ❞


Cuddle weather? Fuck that. It’s hickey season. You can hide anything behind a large scarf.


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i need someone to draw me as a pony so bad

like a mlp fursona

its for…………………………………..science




El Tigre + OP

Miracle City: A spicy cesspool of crime and villainy. This is the story of Manny Rivera, better known as El Tigre! Son of the legendary hero, White Pantera! Grandson of the evil super villain, Puma Loco!